I am a guy. I can’t hide it, even after I grew my hair longer. So why is it that, when I hear that Dimension Films are making a movie version of Dead Or Alive, a game which is basically scarcely clad ladies fighting it out in beautiful surroundings, it sends a shudder down my spine.
Is is because I have seen the just released Teaser?

Actually, it isn’t, but OMG that trailer looks pants! It looks so bad, in fact, that I am going to watch it again just to make sure it is really as bad as I first thought.