I just strangled (almost) myself in my headphone wire. That is impressive because that thing is -ing short!
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The writings, opinions and views on this site does in no way represent the opinions and views of the author nor does the writing reflect the way the author normally writes. In fact, this isn’t even written by the author. It is written by a cleverly trained monkey.
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You even reading this is actually a fictional event and any similarity to anything that happened in reality is merely coincidental.
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