Hello, my name is Kennet and I haven’t brushed my teeth for a week.
I wanted to follow up that statement with something funny, but it isn’t really. I got a wisdom tooth removed this last week and it is annoying me.
If you are an airport police officer, you can use this to search me:
Disclaimer:
I have recently given out this address to people, so they can find out more about who I am. This, I realize, was probably a bad idea. Therefore I have added this disclaimer:
The writings, opinions and views on this site does in no way represent the opinions and views of the author nor does the writing reflect the way the author normally writes. In fact, this isn’t even written by the author. It is written by a cleverly trained monkey.
This is just the preliminary disclaimer however and is in no way associated with the real disclaimer or its associates or you or me or any other person living or dead. There has, in fact, been no associating going on at all.
You even reading this is actually a fictional event and any similarity to anything that happened in reality is merely coincidental.
The writings, opinions and views on this site does in no way represent the opinions and views of the author nor does the writing reflect the way the author normally writes. In fact, this isn’t even written by the author. It is written by a cleverly trained monkey.
This is just the preliminary disclaimer however and is in no way associated with the real disclaimer or its associates or you or me or any other person living or dead. There has, in fact, been no associating going on at all.
You even reading this is actually a fictional event and any similarity to anything that happened in reality is merely coincidental.
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