“So are you two still an item?’
‘I don’t know really. Last time we spoke it was kind of weird.’
‘Define weird.’
‘You know, just, weird.’
‘And how long ago was that?’
‘It’s… Been a while.’
‘Dude, she just updated her Facebook status to “in a relationship.”‘
‘Yeah? So I guess…’
‘With another guy.’
‘… Oh.’












