Consistently Inconsistent

This whole tagging-and-putting-into-categories-business… I am not good at it. Sorry for the Inconvenience.

On the other hand I am slightly proud that I spelled Inconvenience correct in the first go. It was the only word in that sentence that I was that lucky with.

You Just Got’s To

Ah, you just have to love the internet. Taken verbatim from a poll about who would win in a showdown between Robocop and The Terminator:

“TERMINATER YOU GUYS SUCK WHO VOTE FOR THE FREKEN ROBOCOP ITS DISGUSTING YOU LITTLE PERVS CUZ ROBOCOP IS A RAPIST AND WILL DO IT WITH YOUR CHILDREN SO DONT BE A TERRIST AND DONT VOTE FOR THAT SUCKY ROBOCOP CUZ HE IS A DUCHBAG RAPIST”

The Hitman
2006-Aug-11 16:22

There is just so much wrong with that post that I can’t help but be amused.
And then worry about the future of the human race.

Elsewhere, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny is an old thing, from what I can tell, but I haven’t seen it until just now and it is awesome.

No Music To My Ears

So, this can make me a bit mad; I find some music that I like and want to buy. I look around a bit and find that on Amazon, you can download this song for the reasonable amount of $0.89. I wouldn’t mind buying that. Only problem is that you have to live in the States. The United States, that is. And I don’t.

So I go to a danish site to look. Surprisingly, they actually have the song in question. Problem is, the price I need to pay is more like $2.50…

That is almost a tripling of the price. That is just crazy. That is just so crazy that I am not even using contractions anymore.

Breaking News!

What does that even mean? News is by something you want to tell about something that has happened recently and breaking is making somthing into something it is not, usually by smashing it to bits. But since “news” is something that can not in any physical sense be smashed into bits, I get a little bit confused.

[Note from yourself a couple years in the future: I get a little confused by your writing. Maybe you should do something about that]

Does breaking news mean that you unmake the new thing into something that hasn’t happened yet, which is impossible? Or just that you tell the story and thus making into something that is not new anymore ant thus no longer news?

Actually, that does make a sort of sense. In fact, I think that I approve. It is violence hidden away in such an obscure form that noone will ever know for sure.

I wonder if it is a joke on the part of the journalists who originally invented the term…

Well, heads up writer people. I am on to you!

Silly Rabbit: Part 2

I just send an application to Deadline Games which I suspect I didn’t do to well, but I needed to get it away while there was still an opening so it will just have to do. It would be awesome to work there, I think (to the people at deadline, if you are reading: wink, wink, nudge, nudge). I am getting tired of using “Not enough time” excuses but by golly that really is the reason 9 times out of some random nuber close to 9.

Anyway, I had written it on my mac and I couldnt find the ½ key so I had just written it as 31/2 temporarily and after having looked at it for 5 seconds I so wanted to keep it that way just so I could make some sarcastic “yes, really almost 16 years. I liked it there” footnote joke. Why am I so good at bad jokes?

Just Imagine

Just imagine living somewhere in space that was interesting. Like NASA-nebula-images interesting. Imagine living on a planet orbiting that pink star in the middle of the Eagle Nebula.
Not the large one to the left, but the little small one right there in the middle. Imagine looking up in the light-sky and seeing these indescribably huge pillars of gas stretching into infinity.

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I think that would be awesome.

Disclaimer.

I have recently given out this address to people, so they can find out more about who I am. This, I realize, was probably a bad idea. Therefore I have added this disclaimer:

The writings, opinions and views on this site does in no way represent the opinions and views of the author nor does the writing reflect the way the author normally writes. In fact, this isn’t event written by the author. It is written by a cleverly trained monkey.

This is just the preliminary disclaimer however and is in no way associated with the real disclaimer or its associates or you or me or any other person living or dead. There has, in fact, been no associating going on at all.

You even reading this is actually a fictional event and any similarity to anything that happened in reality is merely coincidental.

A Little Bit Of Moon.

NASA is scanning all the old pictures they took when they were on the moon and releasing them to the public. This I think is a good thing, mainly because I just think it is a thing that needs to be done.

What has me impressed is the size of those images. I mean, I work with many layered photoshop files regularly and those buggers tend to get big.
These are single layer greyscale (extended, but still) images. Want to take a guess at the size of the raw? 1.3GB. Yep, that’s Giga, as in big. Here go have a look.

You will never have want for large resolution desktop images ever again, even if they are kind of boring. And I thought my image files were large…